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A few minutes ago, I wondered whether there was any elf porn. Then I entered "elf porn" in Google, and lo! there was elf porn.

http://www.gramponante.com/2006/10/hotter-than-balrog.html

http://pwbeat.publishersweekly.com/blog/2007/02/08/elf-porn-movies/

http://www.whorelore.com/

http://baremaidens.com/

Interesting.
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From:turelie
Date:January 11th, 2008 04:24 am (UTC)
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Okay...curiosity killed this cat... LOL

I have to say, most of the girls look good...but the dwarf guy with the long fake beard???? ROFL!

I bet the ear tips were made by the German guy I got mine from. Best ear tips I've ever seen.
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From:lord_caramac
Date:January 11th, 2008 07:27 am (UTC)
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Have you got an address? I could use a new pair of ear tips...
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From:turelie
Date:January 11th, 2008 11:16 pm (UTC)
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I might still have the email...I'll see if I can find it for you. ^_^ I'll get back to you in a bit, I'm going to go look.
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From:turelie
Date:January 11th, 2008 11:50 pm (UTC)
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Found it!!! ^_^ I actually emailed him in German a few years ago (using a horrible online translator), and he responded to thank me for trying, LOL and that he had a contact in the US whom I could order from. He was very nice. I emailed his contact, got the normal size tips and I have never bought another pair. I had to cut them a little because I have small ears, but I never need spirit gum, they stay on very well and an earring or cuff set adds a bit more support. ^_^ My hair hides the seams...or I can use liquid latex if I have the energy, hehe. Oh, and pancake makeup works on they very well, with a little blush and violá! Unfortunately, I don't have any pics. :(

It looks like he makes a lot of things...and his website seems quite extensive, except I can't read any of it. ^_^ I did manage to find the "Maske and Schinke" (mask)...and from there found "halbmasken and nasen" which seemed like masks and noses, it was. Then I guessed "ohren, hörner, kinne" might have something to do with ears if we're going with facial parts, and it turned out I was right. ^_^

As for finding the site...well, it was the very first link in my favorites folder for "elvish links".

Hope you like the tips! Let me know how you make out. ^_^
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From:turelie
Date:January 11th, 2008 11:54 pm (UTC)
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* on them very well, even. hehe

and I suck a ASCII as well as spelling, apparently...it's supposed to be voilà..

*sigh*
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From:turelie
Date:January 11th, 2008 11:55 pm (UTC)
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hehehe...pancake makeup, blush and a viola! Imagine that! 0_0
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From:turelie
Date:January 11th, 2008 11:57 pm (UTC)
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You know....I bet it would help immensely if I hadn't left my brain on the pillow when I woke up this morning, and actually gave you the link to the site. :P

http://www.lederkram.de/category.php?cat_ID=132

That should do it. Sorry!
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From:lord_caramac
Date:January 12th, 2008 09:30 am (UTC)
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Thanks! *hug*
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From:turelie
Date:January 12th, 2008 05:47 pm (UTC)
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No problemo! ~_^
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From:elfy
Date:January 11th, 2008 11:17 am (UTC)
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Irgendwo hab ich eine nette Elf/Uruk-Hai Fanfiction rumfliegen. Oder zwei. *räusper*
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From:lord_caramac
Date:January 11th, 2008 11:49 am (UTC)
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Wow. Schicken!
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