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Jul. 2nd, 2009 @ 01:45 am Music I'm probably never going to make.
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goldenapple
It's been a loooooong time since I ever actually finished a song. I start writing songs, composing tunes, recording tracks, and then I run out of ideas, it starts to sound too boring, and I have another unfinished file on my hard drive.

But if I ever release a full album, I've got the perfect album title:

Shaved Virgin Teen Pussy

It's an album title to drive people mad. Anyone googling it will only find tons of pr0n, But people trying to find pr0n will find my music instead.

I've got tons of more or less serious album titles, though.

The Hermetic Circle
Luna
TransSexualElectroWonderLand

I wish I was a better musician, so I would actually finish enough tracks and release them.
Jul. 2nd, 2009 @ 03:30 am This doesn't look good at all.
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I wonder why some people still think this is an "American" crisis. Germany is in deep shit, too - about as deep as the US.
Jul. 2nd, 2009 @ 08:02 pm WTF?!
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Jul. 2nd, 2009 @ 09:18 pm Epic Fail!
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http://unintendedpurpose.wordpress.com/2009/07/01/klasse-wtf-das-sieht-aus-wie-ein-fake-ist-aber-real-und-mein-fundstuck-des-monats-fail-schuenemann/
Jul. 2nd, 2009 @ 09:27 pm Why is my...?!
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Jul. 2nd, 2009 @ 09:46 pm Ladies and Gentlemen, Mr Alex Jones!
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Mr Alex Jones - pulls more conspiracy theories out of his arse every day than a horde of mediocre stage magicians on speed pulls rabbits out of hats.
Jul. 2nd, 2009 @ 10:53 pm heat
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It is so fucking hot right now, I'm sitting naked in front of my fan, but it doesn't help much. Usually I like it hot, but only if it's dry heat. With hot and dry weather, I can take almost up to 40°C, but right now, it's just in the 27-32°C range, but very humid, and I feel like I'm melting. Rain and even thunderstorms won't help much if it stays this humid afterwards.

I want some dry heat for a change.
Jul. 2nd, 2009 @ 11:32 pm Kira strikes again.
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Michael Jackson - ELIMINATE!
Farrah Fawcett - ELIMINATE!
Billy Mays - ELIMINATE!
Ed McMahon - ELIMINATE!
Bea Arthur - ELIMINATE!